Annotation
Written September 7 2008
Plate: Traffic Jam

Traffic Jam

traffic jam so clear

    pure essence

        no smell to speak of

            no noise

                to spoil enjoyment

    just jam-free

 

New Product Announcement from Bazzawan Productions 2008

'Traffic Jam': a delectable clear transparent jam made from selected 'real traffic' available in both smooth and crunchy textures. Made by UK government sponsored initiative to local councils to reduce inconvenient traffic jams. Each bottle is unique in content and location. A certificate of authenticity is supplied for each jar specifying the exact coordinates where the traffic was removed and the mixture of ingredients providing the unique flavour.

Warning - military lasers have been used in the jamming process and contents may contain trace residue of translucent nuts.

Order now whilst stocks last!

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